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I sat out saying "Thus" And thought "Hey, that rhymes with bus!" So I danced and sung with Reindeer And said "Hey, that rhymes with Drain deer!" So I ran along spotting rhyming words While pointing and mocking all the birds! Then one landed on my head And said "Hey, my name is Ted!" I was shocked! As were my socks! I started an argument with Ted And screamed "I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU DEAD!!" So I shot him and he died

"Paul is a gorilla." Said my cat, so i went away to the zebra. There was a man called Vlad. Vlad told me that African teapots belong in the heads of Mosses and they should be punished by a small bikini wearing Ostrich. I was given a slice of lilac, silky pomegranite flavoured pie. I ate it up in seven bites. "Yummety-yum," I screeched. Vlad smacked me on my nose. It jumped off and I chased after it. Finally, I caught my mothers leg and kicked my eye, It was funny. A huge warthog licked my toe nd it made my earlobs tinle. I tickled a palm-tree that danced in beat with a platypus called Fitzroy. It broke wind and sang a hymn that sounded violen

Went to the cinema Like you told me to I do everything You tell me to do Yet when I came home You shouted and screamed I guess nothing I do Will make you pleased Tears rolling Down from my eyes See now, you made your only daughter cry I do everything I'm told to do I guess nothing Ever pleases you.

Love is great until it ends Love is a great feeling The best thing in the world It happens to everyone To every boy and girl Love is a great feeling Even if they don't love you too Because in your heart and in your mind That one person belongs to you Love is a great feeling Better than anything It's almost as if your flying Flying without wings So when you fall out of love It's like theres somethig missing You sit there waiting for someone else You sit there wishing Without love your so lonely So you wish to the starts above But nothing can help you Now you've fallen out of love

You Love Him.... You love him With all your heart But there's something missing And that's his part You love him and you know its true That there is a chance He might like you too! Just give it time And wait and see Many share your worries Including me! Now close your eyes Let your mind soar Because sooner or later That boy will be yours!!

We're together at last holding each others hands staring into your eyes you staring back life is perfect I'm happy now Your what my heart needed Just knowing you here makes my heart bounce Then i wake up *It's just a dream* the truth is We'll never be together Our hands don't fit together I can stare into your eyes But you won't stare back Life is far from perfect I'll never be happy Your what my heart needs Just knowing your not here Makes my heart scream Let me go back To that dream I apologize now for any tears i may cause during the reading of this poem

Every evening I sing in an orange choir that contains several elderly lizards, they enjoy eating tippex. It makes me laugh. I chuckled and they said "OY!PAUL!". I turned blue then mooed. They beat me with an upside down deoderant spray can. It shreiked "combination!". I leapt on a sheep, horrified. The sheep's eye squeaked "French is chickeny!". I was shocked and aPAULed andscared so I ran downstairs and got a German dictionary and a battle axe and i chopped up the deoderants legs. He sang christmas songs from a rabbit. I joined a football team and kicked the captain. I was laughed at, the captain died and i decided to learn Spanish. My cat t